Friday, August 19, 2005
Top 50 Most Shoplifted Items
The Food Marketing Institute lists the top fifty most shoplifted items at grocery stores.
You can click above to read the entire list. All indications are that the top shoplifters are females who are either suffering from awful menstrual cramps or the stress of thinking they might be knocked up. Condoms are not in the top fifty items but baby formula is. God bless America.
The top four are:
You can click above to read the entire list. All indications are that the top shoplifters are females who are either suffering from awful menstrual cramps or the stress of thinking they might be knocked up. Condoms are not in the top fifty items but baby formula is. God bless America.
The top four are:
- Advil - 50 count
- Advil - 100 count
- Aleve - 100 count
- EPT Pregnancy Test - single
