Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Hot or Not? Try Inappropriate!
There I was looking through the internet the other day when I saw a link to Hot or Not. For shits and giggles I registered, wanting to look through other people's pictures. I had to submit a photograph in order to join so I naturally selected a boob shot. I mean, why not be rated on my hottest feature? Today I logged back on to fiddle with my profile and see how many pervs want to shove things between my fun bags. Lo and behold a page came up saying that I'm not welcome there. Read for yourselves:
Status: NOT APPROVED.
The moderators have decided that your submission is inappropriate for HOT or NOT. Here are some of the most common reasons why profiles are not approved:
Contact information, such as an URL or email address, written on the photo or in your introduction.
Nudity, pornography, or sexually suggestive poses. HOT or NOT is strictly PG.
You are wearing lingerie, underwear, etc. See above.
You look like you are under 18.
Group photos. It is unclear which person is supposed to be you.
The photo appears to be that of a model or celebrity.
We apologize if you feel your photo should have been approved, and encourage you to submit another photo.
How is my picture not PG-rated? I'm wearing a damn bra and shirt. I've effectively been banned because I have ginormous knockers. Forgive me, but is the site not called Hot or Not? What sort of concept of hot do they have? Fascist bastards.
Status: NOT APPROVED.
The moderators have decided that your submission is inappropriate for HOT or NOT. Here are some of the most common reasons why profiles are not approved:
Contact information, such as an URL or email address, written on the photo or in your introduction.
Nudity, pornography, or sexually suggestive poses. HOT or NOT is strictly PG.
You are wearing lingerie, underwear, etc. See above.
You look like you are under 18.
Group photos. It is unclear which person is supposed to be you.
The photo appears to be that of a model or celebrity.
We apologize if you feel your photo should have been approved, and encourage you to submit another photo.
How is my picture not PG-rated? I'm wearing a damn bra and shirt. I've effectively been banned because I have ginormous knockers. Forgive me, but is the site not called Hot or Not? What sort of concept of hot do they have? Fascist bastards.
