Toledotastic: Internet Okay Despite My Absence

Saturday, July 02, 2005

 

Internet Okay Despite My Absence

Not that my non-existant readers noticed but I was on vacation for a week. I've now begun my vacation from my vacation which consists of sitting on my ass and not unpacking my things.

What happened while I was gone? Sandra Day O'Connor retired from the Supreme Court. Luther Vandross died. A grain elevator near my house caught fire.



More pressing is the reality that I tanned not the slightest bit. Is it possible to receive pigment injections? If Michael Jackson can turn white then surely I can gain a few shades.

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