Friday, June 17, 2005
Amanda de Cadenet's Rare Birds
Heaven save us all from thinly-veiled exercises in vanity. I'll flip through it for the Nick Valensi and Orlando Bloom photographs but I'll need a shower afterwards (for the wrong reasons).
Amanda showing us she's still in decent shape for the cover:
Nick Valensi (The Strokes) sleeping:
Drew Barrymore (E.T.) and Fab Moretti (The Strokes) ringing in New Year's 2003:
Beck, most likely threatening to take away Amanda's camera and shove it up her ass:
Perhaps it was Keanu's restraining order that kept Amanda from going in:
Amanda and Nick simulating a sex act in front of the kid she had with the Duran Duran dude:
Examples of 'real people'...because all 'real people' (non-quasi-celebrities) are fat and funny-looking:
Amanda showing us she's still in decent shape for the cover:
Nick Valensi (The Strokes) sleeping:
Drew Barrymore (E.T.) and Fab Moretti (The Strokes) ringing in New Year's 2003:
Beck, most likely threatening to take away Amanda's camera and shove it up her ass:
Perhaps it was Keanu's restraining order that kept Amanda from going in:
Amanda and Nick simulating a sex act in front of the kid she had with the Duran Duran dude:
Examples of 'real people'...because all 'real people' (non-quasi-celebrities) are fat and funny-looking:
