Friday, May 06, 2005
The Katie Holmes - Tom Cruise Saga
First came the quasi-horrific shocker:
GAG PUKE
BARF VOMIT
Then her family and friends jumped in:
Where do minds like this come from? Make it stop!
“Anybody that has been breathing for the last 20 years knows about Tom Cruise,” Marty Holmes said. “It’s a very exciting time for everybody. It’s an exciting time for Toledo.”
Huh? Say that again? Sad thing is that Marty might be right. Look at how creamed-up the Blade's staffers got:
:::bowing head in shame:::
GAG PUKE
BARF VOMIT
Then her family and friends jumped in:
Where do minds like this come from? Make it stop!
“Anybody that has been breathing for the last 20 years knows about Tom Cruise,” Marty Holmes said. “It’s a very exciting time for everybody. It’s an exciting time for Toledo.”
Huh? Say that again? Sad thing is that Marty might be right. Look at how creamed-up the Blade's staffers got:
:::bowing head in shame:::
